1: Not being able to dial 911 because your nails are too long.
2: Twerking on the table and your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3: Pouring cocaine instead of sugar into your kool-aid.
4: Diving into a pool full of liquor and miss the pool.
when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
just you wait for january 1st when everyone will be making text posts saying “it feels like 2013 was only yesterday!”